It turns out that Pakistan will stop at nothing when it comes to trying to destabilise India – the latest weapon in their arsenal is music. In case you haven’t heard the reports, hackers from across the border tap into the frequency used by pilots landing in airports near the Line of Control. And what do they do next? Well, they play songs like Dil, Dil Pakistan, Jaan Jaan Pakistan.
As crazy as this seems, it gave us a brilliant idea. We’d like to play our best worst songs playing on Pakistani radio stations. Why, you ask? Because these songs are so catchy that the Pakistani people will hum these tunes helplessly. But, more importantly, these songs are so bad that they’ll hate themselves for humming along and singing. Boom! Before you know it, we’ll be driving them insane and we’ll be coming out on top of this conflict.
These are the #SongsPakistanHatesToLove and they’re our secret weapon. Prepare yourselves because this hurts us as much as it hurts them.
Love Marriage, Wilbur Sargunaraj
It’s My Life, Vennu Mallesh
What Man Santa, Daniel B George
School Ke Tem Pe Aana Gori Dam Pe
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