All those in favour of calling BS on this whole new-age-wellness-spirituality shebang, say aye! No, we won't tolerate your descriptors as "yoginis" and "mindfulness". We're done with your bindi-wearing, patchouli-smelling newfound spiritual psychedelia. Move over, hipsters, we're back to reclaim what's rightfully ours - pretty paisley patterns. Call us what you may, but we wear paisley for it is pretty. So much for path to enlightenment and spiritual journeys; we're calling your bluff and bringing paisley back. Call our manager, if you'd like to discuss this further.