Face front, true believ—oops, wrong fandom. Anyway, if you’re watched the Batman v Superman movie, you probably know whose side you’re on. Sure, you may have boring ol’ merchandise to show how much you love your beloved superhero but how do you show your undying love in a totally unique way, that may or may not win the admiration of your peers/ raise doubts about your sanity? Let us show you the Batman V Superman goods!
For Those on the Side of the Man of Steel
Sleep with the leg of steel (may not be really steel, buyer beware!) collectible from the Batman V Superman movie by your side to threaten all those monsters under your bed with a super kick!
Rain or shine, let this Superman thermometer tell you the temperature in Fahrenheit & Celsius. It’s all good for display indoors or outdoors.
Tis’ the season all year long with a 10 light Superman set that screams festivities! Best used in multiples.
Bust all kinds of nuts with this lovely Superman Nutcracker that’s perfect for cracking pretty much every nut. Nuts sold separately.
You may have next to no baking skills but worry not, this baking tray will let you add the prefix of ‘super’ to any cake within its mould, edible or otherwise!
Rush in with gleeful abandon where angels fear to tread! Mark your fortress of solitude with this neat welcoming mat.
All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back in a brand new iteration. Keep your drink supercool with this ice cube tray. Getting drunk just got ever so slightly better.
For Those on the Side of the Dark Knight
If Batman were a Halloween trick-or-treater. Except this time YOU get to take his candy, without judgement.
Leave the dark mark (no, not that dark mark) on everything you hold dear, except anything flammable or alive. Seriously, do we even need to state that? Best Batman V Superman merchandise ever!
If you thought the branding iron was unsafe, hoo boy, wait till you get a look at this bad boy. This is a bonafide boomerang that’s big enough to leave more than just a mere mark. Try to avoid buying this one till you know how to use a boomerang well. Remember kids, you can’t outrun a speeding boomerang.
Is this Batman or Batgirl? Who knows! Maybe you can solve the mystery of the ambiguous batperson by getting one for yourself. Let us know and we’ll update this (maybe).
What if Batman died and had no active Lazarus Pit in miles? What if he secretly was a chain smoker? What would archaeologists find years later? The result is emblazoned on this stainless steel flask, fit for a drunk. You know you can stay safe in the mean streets of Gotham with the batskeleton protecting your drink within.
For the bat brony in your life, or yourself if it’s you, get the dark knight (can we get a neigh?) in all his tiny glory with emo cowl. Sadness and despair sold separately.
The most iconic Batmobile of them all, this street-legal replica can be yours for a mere $200,000. Accessories include a blinking Batphone, switch-operated electric actuators that open the hood and trunk, and a rotating red beacon. Additional (non-functional) accessories include a glowing detect-a-scope screen, a Batbeam ray that raises from a hood-mounted antenna, empty rear parachute packs, and the blessings of Adam West.
Surprise Bonus! For the Fans of the Amazon Princess, Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman doesn’t wear a cape but that shouldn’t stop anyone from displaying their supercape, fit for use in every office environment. Make your colleagues jealous with this Wonder Woman chair cape that’ll be the hot topic of choice during every water cooler talk.
Even the product title makes no bones about this, DEFORMED pencil eraser topper. Erase those wondrous blues away with wonder woman’s deformed mug. Hey keep at it, she has nothing to lose.
Protect your clubs with this neat Wonder Woman Figure Golf Club Cover that’s a great conversation starter. Why you ask? Because why not.
Why limit your Batman V Superman movie fanboy/girl love to yourself when there’s so much to go around. Get an excellent canine sidekick with this costume and bring joy to your little pup’s little heart. Look at how excited that dog in the picture is to be all dressed up, just look!
Cover Image Courtesy: Warner Bros. Pictures