Face front, true believ—oops, wrong fandom. Anyway, if you’re watched the Batman v Superman movie, you probably know whose side you’re on. Sure, you may have boring ol’ merchandise to show how much you love your beloved superhero but how do you show your undying love in a totally unique way, that may or may not win the admiration of your peers/ raise doubts about your sanity? Let us show you the Batman V Superman goods!

 

For Those on the Side of the Man of Steel

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Superman Leg Lamp

superman leg lamp - Batman v Superman movie

Sleep with the leg of steel (may not be really steel, buyer beware!) collectible from the Batman V Superman movie by your side to threaten all those monsters under your bed with a super kick!

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2
Superman Logo 10-Inch Thermometer

 

Superman Logo 10-Inch Thermometer - Batman v Superman movie

Rain or shine, let this Superman thermometer tell you the temperature in Fahrenheit & Celsius. It’s all good for display indoors or outdoors.

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3
Superman 10′ 10-Light Set

Superman 10' 10-Light Light Set - Batman v Superman movie

Tis’ the season all year long with a 10 light Superman set that screams festivities! Best used in multiples.

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4
Superman Nutcracker

Superman Nutcracker - Batman v Superman movie

Bust all kinds of nuts with this lovely Superman Nutcracker that’s perfect for cracking pretty much every nut. Nuts sold separately.

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5
Superman Logo Silicone Baking Tray

superman baking tray - Batman v Superman movie

You may have next to no baking skills but worry not, this baking tray will let you add the prefix of ‘super’ to any cake within its mould, edible or otherwise!

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Superman Logo Stepping Stone

Superman Logo Stepping Stone - Batman v Superman movie

Rush in with gleeful abandon where angels fear to tread! Mark your fortress of solitude with this neat welcoming mat.

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7
Superman DC Comics Ice Cube Tray

ice cube tray - Batman v Superman movie

All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Ice is back in a brand new iteration. Keep your drink supercool with this ice cube tray. Getting drunk just got ever so slightly better.

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For Those on the Side of the Dark Knight

1
Batman Candy Bowl Holder

batman candy bowl holder - Batman v Superman movie

If Batman were a Halloween trick-or-treater. Except this time YOU get to take his candy, without judgement.

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2
Batman Branding Iron

batman branding iron - Batman v Superman movie

Leave the dark mark (no, not that dark mark) on everything you hold dear, except anything flammable or alive. Seriously, do we even need to state that? Best Batman V Superman merchandise ever!

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Batarang

boomerang - Batman v Superman movie

If you thought the branding iron was unsafe, hoo boy, wait till you get a look at this bad boy. This is a bonafide boomerang that’s big enough to leave more than just a mere mark. Try to avoid buying this one till you know how to use a boomerang well. Remember kids, you can’t outrun a speeding boomerang.

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Bat Angel

batman angel - Batman v Superman movie

Is this Batman or Batgirl? Who knows! Maybe you can solve the mystery of the ambiguous batperson by getting one for yourself. Let us know and we’ll update this (maybe).

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Batman Flask

batman flask - Batman v Superman movie

What if Batman died and had no active Lazarus Pit in miles? What if he secretly was a chain smoker? What would archaeologists find years later? The result is emblazoned on this stainless steel flask, fit for a drunk. You know you can stay safe in the mean streets of Gotham with the batskeleton protecting your drink within.

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Batman-Themed MLP Plush Toy

batman toy - Batman v Superman movie

For the bat brony in your life, or yourself if it’s you, get the dark knight (can we get a neigh?) in all his tiny glory with emo cowl. Sadness and despair sold separately.

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The Authentic 1966 Batmobile

batmobile - Batman v Superman movie

The most iconic Batmobile of them all, this street-legal replica can be yours for a mere $200,000. Accessories include a blinking Batphone, switch-operated electric actuators that open the hood and trunk, and a rotating red beacon. Additional (non-functional) accessories include a glowing detect-a-scope screen, a Batbeam ray that raises from a hood-mounted antenna, empty rear parachute packs, and the blessings of Adam West.

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Surprise Bonus! For the Fans of the Amazon Princess, Wonder Woman

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Wonder Woman Chair Cape

chair cape - Batman v Superman movie

Wonder Woman doesn’t wear a cape but that shouldn’t stop anyone from displaying their supercape, fit for use in every office environment. Make your colleagues jealous with this Wonder Woman chair cape that’ll be the hot topic of choice during every water cooler talk.

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2
Wonder Woman Deformed Pencil Eraser Topper’

eraser top - Batman v Superman movie

Even the product title makes no bones about this, DEFORMED pencil eraser topper. Erase those wondrous blues away with wonder woman’s deformed mug. Hey keep at it, she has nothing to lose.

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Wonder Woman Figure Golf Club Cover

Wonder Woman Figure Golf Club Cover - Batman v Superman movie

Protect your clubs with this neat Wonder Woman Figure Golf Club Cover that’s a great conversation starter. Why you ask? Because why not.

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4
Wonder Woman Pet Costume

Wonder Woman Pet Costume - Batman v Superman movie

Why limit your Batman V Superman movie fanboy/girl love to yourself when there’s so much to go around. Get an excellent canine sidekick with this costume and bring joy to your little pup’s little heart. Look at how excited that dog in the picture is to be all dressed up, just look!

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Also Read: 5 Songs From 2016’s Superhero Movies That Will Make You Feel Super

Cover Image Courtesy: Warner Bros. Pictures

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