The iPhone 7 is almost here and we’re so excited! We can’t wait to get our hands on Apple’s latest phone – including the wireless earphones – to see just how good this revolutionary phone is.
As usual, however, the same nonsense that’s always posted online whenever Apple announces a new iPhone will rear its ugly head again. There will be haters and fanboys going toe-to-toe on social media about every single aspect of the phone.
This year, don’t even bother reading through any of it because we’ve compiled a guide that covers everything that will be said on social media during this launch. This is our guide to the 6 types of people you’ll see during every iPhone launch from now until the end of time.
So you don’t have an iPhone? Then why are you sending me this message from Thane and not Bangkok?
Hey, we all know the phone is good. Even a lot of Android users secretly admit that the iPhones are pretty great. But let’s reel it back a little, okay? It’s just a phone.
The Mother Teresa
Please. The last time you gave to charity was when you tweeted 4 times for your free Coldplay tickets, so let’s not pretend you’re changing the world out here, okay?
Bill Gates Ka Baap
Bro, the most customization you’ve ever done for your Android was to load a new launcher and move some files into folders. Please don’t behave like you’ve given tuition to Bill Gates.
The Tech Historian
Yes. And you’re just saying the same thing that 5 million people have said before you. What’s your point? Welcome to 2016, friend. Things take time to perfect.
The Average User
It really is this simple with most iPhone users. All they want is a phone that just works without any hassles.
Like this article? Also read: Google Brings It Home: 5 Announcements Made By The Software (& Now Hardware) Giant
Illustrations: Aditi Sharma